1 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,750 All right! 2 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:14,405 Oh, yeah, there she is. 3 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,712 Look at you looking just like me-- 4 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,280 strong, dark and smokin' hot. 5 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,457 So what do you say, girl? 6 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:26,069 You ready to bring a little flavor to the neighborhood? 7 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,637 Well, uh, I was just going for a jog, but sure. 8 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,858 I was talking to my smoker, Dave. 9 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,165 Getting ready for the Yardecue this weekend.Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,950 That's right. Your last Yardecue was the day we moved in. 11 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,475 Can you believe that we've been neighbors for a year? 12 00:00:40,518 --> 00:00:44,044 I know. It feels like so much longer, right? 13 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:48,048 So, what can I do to help? 14 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,661 Uh, you can start by wearing longer shorts. 15 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,622 The only sausage I want to see around here is on my grill. 16 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,451 Look, 17 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:03,367 besides, Dave, I'm the big dog around here. 18 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,369 It's my neighborhood, my Yardecue. 19 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:08,981 So... Yeah, well, now that I've been here a year, 20 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,853 isn't it ourneighborhood? 21 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,420 Couldn't it be ourYardecue? 22 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,726 Or dare I say, Our-decue? 23 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,774 That's... that's funny, man. 24 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:20,341 No. 25 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:22,734 Well, hold on. Calvin, come on. 26 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:25,128 I really want to be a part of it. 27 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,608 All right, fine. What do you want to do? 28 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,827 Well, you know, I don't mean to brag, 29 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,351 but back home in Kalamazoo, 30 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:33,310 I was kind of known for my barbecue. 31 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,270 We called it "Kalama-Q." 32 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,707 Yeah, you're on napkins. 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:42,624 Come on. An-Any chump could bring a bag of napkins. 34 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,060 You said it, I didn't. 35 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,977 Well, at least put me in charge of desserts or drinks, 36 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,632 or what about music? 37 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,634 Okay. Okay, fine. 38 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,157 May-Maybe not music, 39 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,638 but putting me on napkin duty feels like-- 40 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,988 I don't know-- a waste of my talents. 41 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:01,164 Okay, well, uh, 42 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,557 you want to do plates, too? 43 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,862 All right, plates. 44 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,516 Got my foot in the door. 45 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,520 Great. Now go put your foot in some pants! 46 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,436 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 47 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,003 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 48 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,227 Hey, Ma.Hi, Mama. 49 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,490 Hey, boys. How was work?Oh, it was great! 50 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,013 One of our satellites discovered water... 51 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,449 Not you, Marty. I meant Malcolm. 52 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,584 Oh, it was kind of cool, Ma. 53 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:31,107 I like being a security guard. 54 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,456 Today, I got to handcuff somebody 55 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,415 who tried to sneak in without their ID badge. 56 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:37,418 Ooh.Hey, man, I told you, I left it in the car! 57 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,249 Well, how was I supposed to know you was telling the truth? 58 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,686 You saw it in the cupholder 59 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,209 when I drove you to work. 60 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,474 You know what? Thank you for getting me the job, little bro, 61 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:53,738 and, uh, don't forget your badge tomorrow. 62 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,740 Yeah, Marty. Be more professional. 63 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:57,525 What?! 64 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,135 All right. 65 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,877 Well, my smoker's clean, my knives are sharp, 66 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,487 and my playlist is ready. 67 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,620 I'm gonna start out with a little Earth, Wind and Fire. 68 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,883 Okay.And I'm gonna end it with some Jimmy Buffett. 69 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,363 Jimmy Buffett?Jimmy Buffett? 70 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,148 It cracks me up to see Dave dance. 71 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,890 Okay. Okay. 72 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,240 Okay. Okay. 73 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,067 Okay. 74 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,851 All right.Aw. Baby, 75 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:23,072 I'm so proud of you for letting him be a part of the Yardecue. 76 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,640 Whoa. Wait a minute. You're letting Dave help out? 77 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,076 Oh, it's nothing. 78 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,556 I'm just letting him bring napkins and plates. 79 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:32,255 Uh, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 80 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,344 You gave Dave napkins and plates? 81 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:37,826 I've been stuck on folding chairs for ten years! 82 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,480 And when you get that right, 83 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,352 I'll give you napkins and plates. 84 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,049 Uh, wait a minute. 85 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,313 Admit it, Pop. You like Dave. 86 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,184 Yeah. 87 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,186 What?! What?!Yeah. Mm-hmm. 88 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,840 ALL: Yeah. 89 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,016 Don't nobody like no damn Dave. 90 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,019 Baby, you two look pretty happy 91 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,890 in your photo at the top of Splash Mountain. 92 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,240 MALCOLM and MARTY: Mm-hmm. 93 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,198 He just got sprayed in the face 94 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,808 by the mechanical rabbit. 95 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,897 It's why I bought the photo. 96 00:04:07,072 --> 00:04:09,466 Okay, uh, what about that farmer's market 97 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,294 y'all went to last Sunday? Ah. Oh. 98 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:14,254 It's a farmer's market. You got to take a white dude. 99 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,606 Baby, there's no shame in admitting that you like him. 100 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,172 Yeah, he's a good guy, Dad.TINA: Yeah. 101 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,696 And he's a good neighbor. 102 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:25,177 Fine. I mean, maybe he a'ight. 103 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,049 He's all right. 104 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,877 ALL: Oh... 105 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,922 you love him! 106 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,272 You love him! 107 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,012 Want to be together. 108 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,666 MARTY: Oh, that feeling. 109 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,285 Hey, Tina.What's up, Gemma? 110 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,721 Can I borrow some milk? 111 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,244 Sure. What kind do you want? 112 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,073 We have almond, oat, coconut, macadamia. 113 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,553 Oh, so you don't have milk? 114 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,119 I'll just go to the store. 115 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,948 Hang on, hang on! Before you go, 116 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,037 I got you a present. 117 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:01,736 It's for our one-year anniversary as friends. 118 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,085 Oh, that's so sweet. 119 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:05,348 I didn't get you anything. I feel bad. 120 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,045 Oh, you don't have to feel bad. 121 00:05:07,089 --> 00:05:09,483 I... Let me see what you got! 122 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,358 It's a... It's a, uh... 123 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,794 Peasant blouse! 124 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,231 Exactly! 125 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:22,147 It's just like the one I have that you complimented me on. 126 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:26,630 Oh, what a good memory you have. 127 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,763 Do you love it? 128 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,808 Well, to be honest... 129 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,419 not really. 130 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,464 No, no, no, but listen. 131 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:37,206 I really appreciate the thought, honestly. 132 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,035 Oh. I'm sorry. 133 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,646 I just... I figured you would like it. 134 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,301 And maybe we'd be twinsies. 135 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,781 Gemma, you don't have to be sorry. 136 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,957 I mean, we're not gonna always like the gifts 137 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,437 that we give each other. 138 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,961 Like those hoop earrings that I gave you that you hate. 139 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,747 I don't hate those earrings. 140 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,271 I love them. 141 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,579 Please. 142 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,539 Well... I do. 143 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,192 So why don't you ever wear them? 144 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:10,587 I was just waiting for a special occasion. 145 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,893 Okay.Like 146 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,939 Grover's third grade graduation, or his wedding. 147 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,638 All right, I'll see you later. 148 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:20,597 Wait. Since you don't like the blouse, I'll just take it back. 149 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:23,252 No, no, no. I'm gonna save it for a special occasion, 150 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,080 like Grover's wedding. 151 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,006 DAVE: Hey, Calvin, you in the kitchen? 152 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:42,227 Oh, we just letting ourselves into each other's houses now? 153 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,100 Picked up the napkins and the plates. 154 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,449 Went with the clear ones 155 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,538 so you can see the food from both sides. 156 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,890 Ooh, looks like you're making your sauce. 157 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,501 Yeah, that's right. 158 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:57,329 Everyone back at home loved my sauce. 159 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,766 I have a secret ingredient. 160 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,464 Oh, good. Why don't you keep it a secret? 161 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,120 All right, you dragged it out of me. 162 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,689 It's Worcestershire sauce. 163 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,691 Look, Sorry, Dave, 164 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,780 but I'm not using anything in my sauce 165 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,738 that has the word "worst" in it. 166 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,479 Are you sure? 167 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,916 Because this stuff gives the meat a certain tang. 168 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,309 Hey, hey. 169 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,963 You keep your tang away from my meat. 170 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,705 Okay, Calvin, you know, you're not the only one 171 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,924 around here who knows how to make ribs. 172 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,448 Come on, Dave. 173 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:31,276 I mean, how would you feel if I showed up in Kalamazoo 174 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,411 and started hosting one of your, uh, pumpkin festivals? 175 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,283 Calvin, one call, and I can make that happen. 176 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,679 That's a big no-go to both, okay? 177 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:45,421 All right, but, uh, 178 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,511 you don't know what you're, uh, "Michigan." 179 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,690 Come on. You laughed at that at the farmer's market! 180 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:01,524 Calvin, why do you tell everyone to show up at noon 181 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,308 if the ribs aren't ready till 3:00? 182 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,659 Because I know this neighborhood, 183 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:09,358 and if I told y'all 3:00, you wouldn't show up till 5:00. 184 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,883 Why? 'Cause we black? 185 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,189 Yeah. 186 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,675 Hey, Grover. 187 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,503 I like your haircut. 188 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,287 What are you talking about? 189 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,724 I didn't get a haircut. 190 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,813 Well, it looks nice. 191 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:32,729 I'm gonna be over here. 192 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,384 Hey, Grover, Grover. 193 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,342 Come on over here, man. 194 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:39,910 We saw you over there talking to Kayla Watkins. 195 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:42,173 Mm-hmm. No. Blech! 196 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,828 I think she likes you. 197 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,351 Really? 198 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,789 Yeah, man. 199 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,094 Are you sure? 200 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:53,097 'Cause she punched me in the arm yesterday. 201 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,099 BOTH: Oh. 202 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,667 You got a girlfriend. 203 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,158 Oh. Hey, Tina. 204 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:13,291 Oh. I see you're wearing the earrings. 205 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,859 I didn't know Grover was getting married today. 206 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,514 Well, I realized 207 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,125 a lot of the neighbors here don't know my name. 208 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,388 They will now. 209 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,913 Oh, come on, Gemma. 210 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,393 I told you you don't have to pretend to like them. 211 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,570 I got them for you before I knew your style. 212 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,007 How can you say that? They are totally me. 213 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,835 Ow. 214 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,054 Oh. Ow, ow, ow! It's caught on my sleeve. 215 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,969 Oh. Uh, okay, okay.Ow. Ah, ow. 216 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,536 Ow. Ow!Okay, well, don't... 217 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,366 Calvin, how much longer we got to wait for those ribs, man? 218 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:45,628 Ten minutes. 219 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:48,109 You said that ten minutes ago! 220 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,720 And what you gonna do about it? 221 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,462 I'm gonna go get some chips. 222 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,901 See, all y'all need to learn some patience. 223 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,774 You get ribs when I give you ribs. 224 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,690 It ain't like you got another choice. 225 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,257 Come on, everybody. Who's ready for some ribs?! 226 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,001 Take Jimmy Buffett off the playlist! 227 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,487 Get back. Get-get-get, y'all get away from them ribs. Get back. 228 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,491 You! You. You. 229 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,058 Calvin, what are you doing? 230 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,713 What am Idoing? What are you doing? 231 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,018 Oh, I-I know, I know. 232 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,672 But I just... I couldn't help myself. 233 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,674 Besides, what's wrong with a little variety? 234 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,023 Variety sound good to me. 235 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,635 Stop testing me, Trey. 236 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,680 Calvin, come on. 237 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:38,986 People want to try them. 238 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:42,554 Let them have a little taste of my tang. 239 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,166 I told you not to do this. 240 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,081 Come on, man, you crossed the line here. 241 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,996 Why are you making such a big deal out of this? 242 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,216 Calvin, I'm a part of this neighborhood, too. 243 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,522 Just because you live here 244 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,785 doesn't mean you're a part of the neighborhood. 245 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,831 Well, I disagree.Oh, really? 246 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,660 Uh, what's Trey's real name?Leslie. 247 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:08,319 And what did Old Miss Kim's third husband die of? 248 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,234 Diabetes, but... 249 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,062 some say Old Miss Kim. 250 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,588 Which neighbor danced with MC Hammer? 251 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,981 Again, Old Miss Kim. 252 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,505 Oh, so we just telling 253 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,594 everybody business now? 254 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,596 You know, 255 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,512 maybe I'm more a part of this neighborhood 256 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,731 than you thought, Calvin. 257 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,254 You know what, I don't care. 258 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,691 I want you and your ribs 259 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,041 to get out of my yard. 260 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,477 Go. 261 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,392 Okay, fine. Fine. 262 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351 But if anybody wants some, they'll be right over here. 263 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,831 In myyard. 264 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,703 You know what? 265 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,052 You can stay out there all day. 266 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,358 Nobody's gonna eat your barbecue 267 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,578 because they'll be too busy 268 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,710 eating mine! 269 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,059 All right! All right, yeah!Hey, yeah! 270 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,669 In, like, ten minutes, guys. 271 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,023 Come on, Grover. Don't be shy. 272 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,417 Just go over there and talk to her. 273 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,766 Okay. 274 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,291 But do I tell her she's stupid or she's gross? 275 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,207 Uh, fair question. 276 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,775 I was thinking "I like your smile," 277 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,299 but you do you, man.Yeah. 278 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,561 Hey, listen, man, 279 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,520 opening lines are always the hardest part. 280 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,782 Yeah, you just got to be cool. 281 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,566 A-And tell her something about yourself. 282 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,395 Well, I'm starting third grade, 283 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,267 and I like lizards. 284 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,921 Oh!Sounds to me 285 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,836 like you got this in the bag. 286 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,316 I got you, little brother.No? Okay, all right. 287 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,104 What are you doing? 288 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,801 Icing my ear. 289 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,238 I hugged Old Miss Kim, and it got caught 290 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,806 on what everyone now knows is a wig. 291 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,896 Gemma, just take them off. 292 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,247 No. I was taught that when someone gives you a present, 293 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,902 the right thing to do is to show you appreciate it. 294 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,426 Well, I was taught that honesty is the best policy. 295 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,255 Well, then, I guess I was just raised differently. 296 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,910 ALL: Ooh! 297 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,827 She just call your mama a ho. 298 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,743 What?! No, I didn't! 299 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,353 That's what I heard. 300 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,007 No! No, no, no, no. Wait! 301 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:14,924 Wait, I-I just meant that we were raised in separate worlds. 302 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,666 You know, separate but equal. 303 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,323 Okay, let's get you inside 304 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,847 before you have to ice more than your ear. Come on. 305 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,980 This way. This way.Okay. 306 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,416 Don't you...Smell that? 307 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,897 Delicious Michigan barbecue right over here.Hey! 308 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,769 Hey, you keep the smell of your ribs off my property. 309 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,989 Come on, everyone. Try something new. 310 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,949 Or stick with tradition and don't be a sellout. 311 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,125 What the hell are you doing, Uncle Tom? 312 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,474 Whoa! 313 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,215 Calvin, don't you think that's a little harsh? 314 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,521 No. 315 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,479 That's my Uncle Tom. 316 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,613 And you would know that 317 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,181 if you were really a part of this neighborhood. 318 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,748 Man, forget this. I'm hungry.Trey, 319 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,967 if you cross that line, 320 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,056 I'm-a tell child support you got a job. 321 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:05,105 Now, Dave, you can stand out here all day. 322 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:08,369 But as long as I'm here, nobody's crossing that line. 323 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,197 Okay, fine, Calvin. 324 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,853 It's your neighborhood, your Yardecue. 325 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,902 But I'm taking these napkins with me! 326 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,600 Somebody find Marty. 327 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,515 He just got a promotion. 328 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,606 Uh, hey, Kayla. 329 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,956 Hey, Grover. 330 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,133 So, uh... you like lizards? 331 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,743 No. 332 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,876 Me, neither. 333 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,270 Um... 334 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,491 are you excited about starting third grade? 335 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,448 Totally. 336 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,276 Yeah, me, too. 337 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,413 I asked you about lizards, right? 338 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,720 Check out little man. 339 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,200 Got her over there smiling. 340 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,245 Yeah, man. 341 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:00,247 Clearly our swag is contagious. 342 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,076 We do make a pretty good team. 343 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,555 Hey, Malcolm. Hey, Marty. 344 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,775 Looking good. 345 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,778 Yeah, thank you. Appreciate that, young lady.Oh, thank you. 346 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,127 I was... 347 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,520 Oh, wait, why were you saying thank you? 348 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,869 She was talking to me. 349 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,958 Uh, no, she wasn't. She was clearly talking to me. 350 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,961 Well, if she was talking to you, why was she looking at me? 351 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,745 Uh, because I am so good-looking, 352 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,834 she couldn't believe we're related. 353 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,012 Damn, Calvin. 354 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,014 Your ribs are worth the wait. 355 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,538 That's what I been trying to tell y'all. 356 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,149 Who does that guy think he is? 357 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,630 Bringing his weak-ass ribs to yourYardecue. 358 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,848 I know, right? 359 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,502 And who buys clear plates? 360 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,941 You're showing the ants exactly what you got. 361 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,508 I'm glad you put him in his place. 362 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,858 Now he knows not to show up here next year. 363 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,078 Well, I didn't say all that. 364 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,341 That's what I heard. 365 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,824 Well, if you ask me, that dude's a clown. 366 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,566 Whoa. Whoa, Dave is not a clown. 367 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046 He may overstep, 368 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,049 but actually, he's kind of my friend. 369 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,094 If that's how you treat your friends, 370 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,140 I hate to see how you treat your enemy. 371 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,533 Well, let me show you. Give me that. 372 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,580 Go on, now. Go. 373 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,802 Mmm. 374 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,108 Yeah. 375 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,023 That's all right right there, boy. 376 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,027 TINA: Okay. 377 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,290 I've got some rubbing alcohol for you 378 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,423 and some drinking alcohol for me. 379 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,644 Tina, I'm so sorry for what I said. 380 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,518 Oh.Could you please explain to me what I said? 381 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,564 Look, when a white person says to a black person 382 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,175 they were raised "different," 383 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,960 it's like saying they were raised better. 384 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,483 Oh, my God. 385 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,703 I wasn't raised better than you. 386 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,052 I'm from Hickory Corners. 387 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,054 My mom chews tobacco. 388 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,363 It's okay. You didn't offend me.Ow. 389 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,407 I know your heart. 390 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,627 But if anybody asks, I beat your ass. 391 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,369 Deal. 392 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,544 All right. 393 00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,850 And I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you 394 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,591 by telling you I didn't like your gift. 395 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,810 That's okay. 396 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,377 I know your heart, too. 397 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,726 Thank you. 398 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,555 But why did you tell me it looked cute on me? 399 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,078 Okay. 400 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,081 Here we go. See, on you, 401 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,910 Little House on the Prairie. 402 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,608 On me, 12 Years a Slave. 403 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,089 Get it?Oh. 404 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,091 Yeah.Yeah. 405 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,794 I don't care what he thinks. 406 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,492 I like the tang. 407 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,365 Hey, Dave. 408 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,934 Oh, I guess we're just walking into each other's houses now. 409 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,502 Come on, man. 410 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,417 Now, it doesn't have to be like this. 411 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,592 Are you kidding? 412 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,290 You humiliated me in front of everyone. 413 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,380 Well, you disrespected me when you showed up with your ribs. 414 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,773 Oh, you want to talk about disrespect? 415 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:02,168 I offered to help you out, and you gave me napkins. 416 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,431 I mean, sure, I knocked napkins 417 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,998 straight out of the park, but... 418 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,565 Come on, Dave. 419 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,741 Look, you got to look at this from where I'm standing. 420 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,527 I've been hosting the Yardecue for a decade. 421 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,573 Now, here you come, just trying to take it over. 422 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,228 That's not what I'm trying to do at all. 423 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,665 I just want to be a part of the neighborhood. 424 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,102 Look, I know, all right? 425 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,886 But you just got here. 426 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,235 You haven't earned it yet. 427 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,150 It took me 20 years 428 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717 to be put in charge of the Yardecue. 429 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,762 Three people had to die. 430 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,376 Two of old age and one of Old Miss Kim. 431 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,641 Look, man, what I'm saying 432 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,166 is that people have been waiting a long time, 433 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,299 and you just can't go skipping the line. 434 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,170 That's not what you told me at Disneyland. 435 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,829 But I gotcha. 436 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,178 Good. We're cool? 437 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,484 Yeah, we're cool.Cool, man. 438 00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,008 Come on, let's go back outside and have a beer. 439 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,140 Man, come on.Okay. 440 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,663 Hey, so, next year... 441 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,925 potato salad? 442 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,274 I'll give you ice. 443 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,191 Marty's gonna be so jealous. 444 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,246 Hey, Vanessa. 445 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030 Hey, guys. What's up? 446 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,466 When-when you walked by, 447 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,426 uh, earlier...Earlier, we was just wondering... 448 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,123 You know, um...Which one of us... 449 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,343 Amateurs. 450 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,435 See? I told you 451 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,914 you could rock those earrings. 452 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,916 You just needed to adjust your look. 453 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,831 And I told you you could rock that blouse. 454 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,920 You just needed the right accessories. 455 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,314 What up, Harriet Tubman? 456 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,189 Aw, hell, no. 457 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,196 So? What do you think? 458 00:19:57,239 --> 00:20:00,068 I got to admit, Dave, not bad. 459 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,680 I told you you'd like my tang. 460 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,379 That's it. I'm done. 461 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,559 Captioning sponsored by CBS 462 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:15,039 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org